If You’re Gonna Kill Me

At just ten years old
She’s beautiful at last
An individual
A specimen they said
Mom is in the room
Charlie’s looking at her ass
Death awaiting you if you

Check under the centerfold taped up in the back
That’s where you’ll find his supply of world war artifacts

You take all my honey
Morbidly and grinning
Laughing your fat guts out
Raking in the winnings
If you want to kill me
Make it quick and horny
Fuck until were dizzy
Moral of the story
Nobody would notice

And the lawyer’s here
And the doctor’s here too
And the reporter’s here
And the CIA too
In a suit
Who is who?
Someone put me in the loop

Check three times behind your back before you relax
Check the distribution of the medical bags

You took all my honey
Literally ruined me
Belly full of angel wings
Working on your golf swing
If you’re gonna kill me
Donate me to charity
Duck if you hear shooting
Moral of the story
Nobody noticed